Wolversville Riff Orphanage

from Season 2 by Noobie Noobinson

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(Old Man Wolver)
Wake up!
We have a big day ahead of us...
Your parents will be here soon,
And I need to prove that we've made progress.

<Kids' Banter>

Tune up your guitar, Troy.
Troy - I said up...
Now, let's begin.
Very nice, Troy - I like the progression...
And my that beat, Saya - Amazing!
Billy, what do ya got on bass?

Uh Huh!

Billy, you are a bass fiend!
Now let me hear something from the vocal departments...
Blue, Freddy... Giv'er!

(Billy and Freddy)
He lives in fantasy worlds, given, livin', spreading joy.
He rides the waves, of solar born stars.

Now children look your best, your folks are at the door.

<Parents' Banter>

Welcome to Wolversville Riff Orphanage!
You see, what this music means to your kids...
Is more than just noise,
It's their expression,
It's their development,
It's the ability to speak their inner voice!

(Billy and Freddy)
Walks us hand and hand,
Throughout in all our lives,
Now it's time to show you what we all have learned,
Trust us, Ol' Man Wolver only treats us fine,
Helps us free all the music within our minds.
Triplets to downpicks and bass-lines,
That all sound wick!
Now it's time to move along,

<Parents' Banter>

Children, let's get back to work,
Your next lesson is Thrash, with Karl The Red.
Room 103, straight down the hall - to your left...
Scurry along children...


from Season 2, released June 3, 2009




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