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MONKEY FUCKING CANISTER!
Where’s that little fuckin’ monkey-faced friend of yours?
In a Monkey Fuckin’ Canister!

We got monkeys,
Jaws dropped on the table,
Healthy fuh’n steed,
Horses wrapped up in the stables…
Xbox Live; them kids be playin at the fuh’n Fable,
And I'm busy trying to tell the difference between,
Burt Reynolds, Clark Gable.
May be gone with the wind,
May be down to rescind,
But I’ll still rock this shit like I’m the next fuh’n Fly-to-Heavyweight champion,
(SEE)
Swinging steel like I’m the real fuh’n Spartacus,
Watchin’ football matches,
Taking tube rides..
Ya’ll wanna be part of this?

Where’s that little fuckin’ monkey-faced friend of yours?
In a Monkey Fuckin’ Canister!

I'm like an ‘obbit,
But I ain’t got no hairy feet…
Quite a bit fuh'n taller,
With the ability to fuh'n be discreet.
I only say that ‘cuz I got me a nice fuh’n ring,
Not on me middle finger, but the way I make them fuh’n ladies sing!
Dudley Stryker: Part-Time Player, fuh'n Part-Time King.
Mother fuckin’ full-time surrounded by all me stuff an’ things
When I feel a little bit of the angst, see:
I look at a piece of work from my boy, Banksy!

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from Boomsday Alliance: Earth Sessions, released July 3, 2012

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Noobie Noobinson and the Boomsday Alliance Vancouver, British Columbia

Noobie Noobinson, The Double Boomskees, and the Boomsday Alliance are intergalactic artists that traverse known space to spread creative thoughts and curious sounds. Take a listen.

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